Mistlehoe

I know technically it is not the 1st of December but seeing as I post every Monday and Thursday it is now time for the first of a series of Christmas posts.

Now if you're like me and you live for Christmas you're going to love my Christmas inspired stories and by inspired I mean the silly season got to me and I went a little wild.

So picture this. . .

I've been talking to a guy and things are starting to heat up. We start talking more and more and then it's about a week or two out before Christmas.

Beep beep.

My phone texts and there he is.

'You wanna go Christmas light looking with me'.

My heart flutters and pretty much everything that I could have wanted from a Christmas fling is coming to life.

Maybe this could be real deal.

Probably not though. Don't get to far ahead here.

Anyway, it's the Christmas time so there are so many events going on nearly every night is booked full on your calendar in the lead up to Christmas. We just so happen to both be going to the same party.

We spent the night attached at the hip, this ain't what this story is about though so let's quickly skip through this bit.

THE MAIN POINT IS

You're feeling this guy and sure to god think that he is feeling you. Driving home from the party you hear another . . .

Beep beep.

There he is again . . .

'I had so much fun tonight and tonight just made me realise that I am that excited to go Christmas light looking with you. I really never say this to anyone but I really like you'

Honestly you can only imagine how much my heart had melted. I am one of those girls that loves Christmas and has the perfect Christmas picture in her head so for once it was actually coming true and damn maybe I really did like this guy.

So the Christmas light looking rolls around and it also happens to be Christmas Eve Eve (for those of you not super into Christmas this is the 23rd). We spend the night strolling through the streets laughing and having the best time together, really enjoying one another's company.

It really was a L I T night.

So we are going with the flow and we end up back at his house that he has to himself for the night.

Everything is falling into plan. Everything is perfect.

We spent the usual amount of awkward time on the couch waiting for one another to make a move but finally I gave in and I made the first move.

That should have been my first trigger right there but stupid me was blinded by the Christmas lights. So there we are kissing on the couch and he asks if I am ready for bed.

Of course I am ready for bed, I am so ready to jump into bed and wrap my tinsel around your Christmas tree. Clearly my mind is made up and realised that this night of lights had sealed the deal and he was just as into me as I was him.

So into bed we jumped and we are kissing and fooling around and not really doing to much of any interest but I told myself to give him a bit of chance, I had realised early on in our talking that he wasn't as experienced in the whole Christmas type mood that I was trying to create.

So here I was giving it a chance and lucky my mind had been turned on like a Christmas tree from a magical night at looking at lights caus by god my body wasn't at all.

I swear when I remember back to this night I have actually blocked out the entirety of this sexual experience.

Anyways here I am giving it a chance caus you know, I actually like this guy and this is our first time maybe we just are not in rhythm yet. Maybe he just isn't that good at hanging baubles, but nope just like opening your presents on Christmas morning it was over in about 2 mins.

Lucky I was super tired from walking around all night so I could pull of that whole charade of 'it wasn't that bad and I am just as tired' so we snuggled up and "fell asleep".

I swear however I laid awake for another 3hrs thinking surely this is not what I want. Surely I have not signed up to this.

SURELY I DO NOT LIKE THIS GUY

But in fact I still did like this guy and I was willing to give it another shot. So there we were waking up in the early hours of the morning and I can tell from the sneaky wrap around of his arms that he is back in the mood.

We are tangling together worse then your tinsel after a year stuck in the cupboard and I really think this could be it. This could be exactly what I am after. Maybe my feelings will match my desire. However just like before in a matter minutes. . .

Christmas had COME and Christmas had gone.

So that was that.

My whole Christmas fantasy was blown.

I really hope you enjoyed this little Christmas adventure story, it is just the first in my Christmas themed postings.